Imagine all of these are said by Michael Kay. Now pick your favorite pair of scissors to shove in your ear. These are in no particular order...except for #1. Without further ado:
10. 2 men on, 2 outs, bottom of the 8th, down by 1. Let's see if Morgan Ensberg can come through in the clutch here.
9. In to try to close it out for the Yankees, LaTroy Hawkins.
8. Ian Kennedy to get the ball tonight. He's looking to bounce back after his last start.
7. Crawford on first.
6. So Ramirez comes up as the go-ahead run.
5. Pavano is still on the books for $11 million this season.
4. Derek Jeter, ranging to his right.
3. Joba's ERA has ballooned since becoming a starter.
2. Oooh and A-Rod pulls up lame after trying to beat out the slow grounder.
1. Kei Igawa was called up from AAA Scranton/Wilkes-Barre early today. He'll get the ball as the Yankees take on the Red Sox. We'll be back with lineups and first pitch.
If a British friend starts bragging about their 2-0 victory in today's soccer match, feel free to punch them in their horrible teeth and remind them that we totally kicked their ass in that war...you know...uhh....World War II...yeah!
-The Schwab
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