Introduction

Hello. My name is Justin Ames, and if you're reading this, hi mom! I'm a die-hard fan of the New York Yankees, Mets, Jets, Rangers, Arsenal, FC Barcelona, Syracuse, and the rotting corpse that is the Knicks. The creation of this blog was inspired by Zach Wallack, who, despite loving the Sox, Celts, and Pats, is a decent human being and a good friend. He is the co-proprietor of this blog and will post whenever the hell he wants. The blog's title is an homage to the most influential sports writer of the internet age; Bill Simmons. Zach first turned me on to Simmons during our Freshman year at Syracuse University, so I owe both a great deal of gratitude. Enjoy.